Pack light, babe. You don’t need many clothes here.
Flip flops and crop tops are the uniform, but if you want to get your coconuts out, no one will mind.
Daily activities include swimming and having a merman chase you.
All babes please report to me on arrival.
New residents are required to scrub and balm thoroughly.
#letsbefrank, economy class skin doesn’t fly with me, babe.
Balmy: just like you, babe.
Nice butt. Rhymes with coconut.
Coconuts: they solve everything.
Mermaid: the only babe allowed to have scales on the island.
Balmy: just like you, babe.
Nice butt. Rhymes with coconut.
Coconuts: they solve everything.
Mermaid: the only babe allowed to have scales on the island.